
May 4, 2008:
further to the story late last month about Troy Buswell, the Liberal
leader of the opposition in "WA" (Western Australia) who admitted to
sniffing the just-vacated seat of a female staff member, his tearful
apology has only heightened the weirdness. It's also been confirmed
that he snapped the bra-strap of another female staffer at a party and
made inappropriate innuendos to others. Just another antediluvian
bloke, you'd figure, except the newspapers have pictures of him with
his wife, Margaret, an attractive, well-educated Aussie of Asian
extraction, by his side. As for his future, there are now serious
rumours of a leadership spill -- in Ozpeak, you "spill" leaders when
you dump them or unhorse them. The disarray of the opposition is a break for the
beleagured Labour government in WA, the most corrupt of the Labour State
governments in this odd federation. The line in the national
anthem, "We are girt by seas," should be sung as "We are girt by
sleaze." -big
news this week was the huge surtax placed on "alcopops," the
pre-mixed drinks sold in liquor stores that the federal government
claims are an incentive to binge-drink. They apparently are mixed with
lots of sugar so they taste like the fizzy pop teenagers have grown up
with, and become like training wheels for Australia's booze-fueled
youth culture. Some mix alcohol with caffeine-hyped soft drinks like
Red Bull, to make the drunks more alert when the fists begin to fly.
Statistics show that in 2000 about 14% of female teens drank them, but
by 2004 the figure had risen to 60%. "Super nanny" Kevin Rudd, the
prime minister, has promised that a large (unspecified) portion of the
revenue windfall would go toward an education campaign. A caller to the
ABC suggested that the campaign should focus on the impact of all the
drinking on girls' waistlines (the "muffin top" of flab spilling over
the tight waistbands of low-rider jeans): "tell 'em an evening's
drinking is the same as eating 6 Big Macs!"-a small victory was recorded a couple of weeks ago against a multinational corporate bully. Cadbury's lost its lawsuit against local candy maker Darryl Lea, in business since the 1920s, over the latter's use of the colour purple on its logo and its iconic Violet Crumble chocolate bar (Christine's childhood favourite). The court ruled that Cadbury could not trademark a colour; at the very least it couldn't stop a competitor from continuing to use one. -and further dispatches from this muddling country, the national rail system is back in the news as it will be unable to move the 26-million-ton grain crop to port later this year. This at a time of world food shortages and record grain prices! Bureaucratic inefficiencies, chronic union featherbedding, and generations of inaction by State and federal governments are to blame, say the farmers' representatives. The rail system is one of the longest-running jokes in the country: Mark Twain, more than a century ago, described his amusement at having to change trains at State borders because the line gauge wasn't consistent. According to the weekend paper, there are still 22 different line gauges in use in the country; on the specfic grain lines in Victoria, there are 2 different ones. The producers are, of course, resorting to truck transport. Environmental issues? Where? |